I will f-ing be with Miley!!!

This story would be pretty hilarious, if it wasn't so damn creepy.

I hate to judge people who clearly have serious mental issues, or judge celebrities' troubles as nothing more than "part of being a celebrity." With that being said...this guy is nuts and it must be a big pain in the ass for Miley.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/29/disney-warns-lapd-about-obsessed-miley-fan/

Stupid Celebrity "News"

People.com is at it again. This time, with 2 irrelevant stories camouflaged amongst actual news.

Here are yesterday's headlines:

-Office Star Jenna Fischer is engaged
-Liz Taylor not going to MJ's memorial because she believes he wouldn't have wanted her to be part of that circus
-The Cruises go to Australia--not necessaaaaaaarily news, but Suri is cute and played with kangaroos, so I can let that one go.

*BREAKING NEWS*

Marissa Jaret Winokur: My Close Encounter With a Minibar

Seriously? First of all, who has a close encounter with a minibar? If I'm near the minibar, it's not a close encounter, it's a drunk encounter. Secondly, this Marissa Jaret Winokur is seriously starting to get on my nerves. French fries, mini bar, watch out here comes the Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahmbulance!

Secondary news headlines:
-Who will perform at MJ's memorial?
-Anna Paquin: Nude scenes easier w/ real life beau (no shit)
-Bret Michaels' tour bus hit in crash
-AI judge Kara DioGuardi weds in Maine

*MORE BREAKING NEWS*
Whose hair cut is hotter: Zac Efron or Chace Crawford? Ok, seriously? HOW DOES THIS MAKE THE NEWS? We can't actually get a list of performers at MJ's memorial because we're too busy voting on whose hair is hotter! Even more ironic is that no dude is looking at this site and going, oh, well, if people.com readers say so, I must cut my hair like Chace if I want to get the ladies!

(If I had to vote, Chace would win, because that retarded pomade-bangs-to-the-forehead thing Zac's got going on is greasy and ridiculous.)

Housewarming Party Fun

Before I get into the housewarming party fun, here is the stupid celebrity "news" headline of the day:
Abigail Breslin gets $1 pay raise.

Of course this caught my interest, since she's made several hit movies w/ paychecks closer to the $1-2 million range than the $1-2 range. Apparently she now earns her age ($13) weekly (up from $12) for her allowance from her mom and dad. Her new chore which caused the pay increase? Feeding her cat.

BTW the rest of the news was about the Oxyclean guy's death, Kendra's wedding, Michael Jackson's death and Michael Jackson's family/BET tribute. Actual news. Again.

Also, I'm going to forgo my planned blog about MJ. I think, at this point, it would serve as nothing more than overkill and I've said enough via facebook and private conversations. I hope he has more peace than he ever did on earth. That's it.

The housewarming party was awesome! We had about 30 people, give or take, and it was a blast! Thanks to everyone who came out. I don't think a lot of people understand how much work throwing a party really is. It's all I worked on for almost 2 weeks. Plenty of people made long drives to get here, and we really do appreciate all of you. Luckily, all the food was long gone at the end of the night (too bad Adam and I never got any!)...but strangely enough there were at least 3 cases of beer untouched. Oh darn! :) I think the cleanup is going to be a hell of a lot easier than the set up. How weird is that? Then again, I may be blogging tomorrow about what an asinine statement that was, so we'll see!

Celebrity gossip...wow.

I love celebrity gossip, but even I can recognize when it's nothing more than random gossip to fill the pages of People, Us Weekly, OK or whatever magazine. Today's "Latest News!" on People.com (as of the last time I checked):

Ryan O'Neal asks Farrah Fawcett to marry him

Judy Reyes of Scrubs is expecting

Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend are expecting second child

Chris Brown given probation

Farrah Fawcett back in the hospital

Gosselin divorce papers filed

Ok, so we've got 1 marriage proposal, 1 divorce proposal, 2 babies en route, a criminal sentenced and a very famous actress on what is likely her deathbed. All legitimate celebrity news.

Then we have the last "latest news!" of the group:

Marissa Jaret Winokur TRIES to say "no" to fries

Seriously? Is it THAT slow of a news day? The "Craigslist killer" had to appear in court today, but we are talking about an actress who was on Dancing With the Stars putting down the McD's fries?

By the way, I think it's a pretty sad indication of where our country's programming is headed when they mention that Marissa has been on Dancing With the Stars and is the host of the new program "Dance Your Ass Off"...but no mention of her Tony-award-winning role in Hairspray.